Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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