I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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