fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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