Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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