I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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