You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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