i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
How does one acquire holy water?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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