Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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