omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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