The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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