No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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