I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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