put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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