Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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