So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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