your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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