So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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