i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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