in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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I'm at about main and main street
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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