why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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