If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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