just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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