yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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