My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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