Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
