Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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