Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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