Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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