i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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