that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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