It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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