Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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