her vagine was all disorganized.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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