you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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