I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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