It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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