he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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