no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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