You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
My day in three words: secret purse cake
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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