there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
