I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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