I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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