yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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