Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
two words...techno handjob
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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