Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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