we made out on top of his cat.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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