Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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