i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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