I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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