Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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