He is an equal opportunity slut.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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