Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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