Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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