dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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