I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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