Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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